Once upon a propagandist

There once was a guy called Lucas Cage
He can’t stop crying or being in fits of rage. 
He is out of his mind 
And looks like a warthog’s behind
And has an IQ of a tree from the Ice Age. 

There once was a girl called Maram Susli
Whose face looks like thrown up muesli 
She just loves Domino’s 
Giving head to two bros
Now she wanders around X quite uselessly. 

There once was a guy called Jackson Hinkle
He’s mentally challenged like a limp dick with a wrinkle
He makes up all sorts of shit
Nothing he says is legit
His tiny brain has not even a twinkle. 

There once was a guy called Sulaiman 
He’s a fraud from Pakistan 
He has the face of a pug
And the IQ of a slug
And the Ewok Kahlissee is his biggest fan. 

There is this one guy called Muhammad Hijab
A loud mouthed Islamist full of flab
He’s a terrorist gimp
And a pedophile pimp
And his tweets are so lame and drab. 

There’s this idiot Francesca Albanese
This Nazi is just a sleaze
A full blown Italian bitch 
Seeing her makes me itch 
She’s the human version of a bad bout of herpes. 

There’s this thing called Dr Loupis who’s deranged 
Her face was completely rearranged. 
Every part of her is fake
She is nature’s mistake 
From reality she’s become fairly estranged.